Wednesday, July 30, 2008

New Theater Releases 8/1


The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor- Brendan Frasier, Jet Li
In the Far East, trouble-seeking father-and-son duo Rick and Alex O'Connell unearth the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin -- a shape-shifting entity who was cursed by a wizard centuries ago.











Swing Vote- Kevin Costner, Kelsey Grammer
In a remarkable turn-of-events, the result of the presidential election comes down to one man's vote.
















The Midnight Meat Train- Brooke Shields, Vinnie Jones
A New York photographer hunts down a serial killer. Based on Clive Barker's short story "Midnight Meat Train"

Box Office Update.....

#1) The Dark Knight- $75 Million

#2) Step Brothers- $31 Million

#3) Mamma Mia- $17.5 Million

#4) The X-Files: I Want to Believe- $10 Million

#5) Journey To the Center of the Earth- $9.5 Million

Out of the top 5- Hancock

Saturday, July 26, 2008

X-Files: I Want to Believe Review

Review by Peter Travers
Rolling Stone Magazine

Being suitably paranoid about the paranormal, I wanted to believe that X-Files creator Chris Carter, having had six years since the TV show went off the air to craft a humdinger of a plot, could conjure up something with more ding and less (ho) hum than The X-Files: I Want To Believe. What I believe, hell, what I know is that if I toss spoilers into this review, X-Philes will come to haunt me. So I'll say three things and no more.

1. David Duchovny is back as Fox Mulder and Gillian Anderson joins him as Dana Scully. That is the best news about this movie. No screen lovers have ever gotten more sizzle out of withholding. Forget carnality. Any Internet porn flick can show you penetration. Mulder and Scully get inside each other's heads. Now that's sexy. Duchovny, bless him, is also a master of deadpan wit. Let's not go into the activities room, he quips before visiting a pedophile priest.

2. If Seasons 1 to Season 6 of the TV show, represent the best of the series that ran from 1994 to 2002, then this second X-Files movie, following 1998's impenetrable The X-Files: Fight the Future, plays like an also-ran from Season 7 to Season 9. That's not good news. You may be excited that Mulder and Scully are back at the F.B.I, after being tossed for their beliefs. But the old spark is missing.

3. The true fans who love the show's mythology won¹t have much to chew on. Russian scientists with a thing for internal organs can't stand up against the complex network of government conspiracies on the TV series. The filmmakers insist this movie is a stand-alone, meaning you don't need to have watched a single episode of The X-Files to get it. Ha! Do the names Samantha, William and Skinner mean anything to do? If they don't ring a bell, expect a struggle. In not knowing who it needs to please, I Want to Believe pleases no one.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Dark Knight...Best Ever?

We're talking MOVIE here not just COMIC BOOK MOVIE. It's a serious question that needs to be asked in order to validate or discount all the hype and hysteria that it has received in the seven days it's been out for public consumption.

Let's take a look at the factors that would put it into the top 5 category, all time of course. It's the top opening film ever after a five day release, with over $200 million by Tuesday. The damn thing hasn't even been out for a week yet and already it's the top opening movie of all time. This could be due to the droves of people that have already seen it more than twice or it could be because it's just that great of a movie. Either way, it's an amazing feat that tells me that it's a great movie that's not going anywhere anytime soon.

Another factor that would launch it into all time status would be the reviews and ratings it's been getting around the world, in the U.S. and on the internet. IMDB.com (a site that I recommend heavily) has it as their top movie on the Top 250 List, which is no easy accomplishment. The top spot was recently held forever and a day by The Godfather, well that was until the Dark Knight had a few days of mass appeal. This could also be due to the "Batman fanboys" who would want to launch TDK to the top of the charts by repeatedly voting for it, giving it 10 stars. But wait! IMDB.com says this can't be done and one account can only vote once per movie. So now we know that it's not just the same group of people voting over and over again. It's doing something right, wouldn't you say? I personally, have not seen a bad review written on the movie...but that might be because I'm trying to avoid the first one. LOL.

The Dark Knight had one of the biggest Viral campaigns ever for a movie. One that rivaled Cloverfield, and that's not done easily. TDK was made popular in different parts, one reason it was so heavily sought after as the next big thing to see was due to Heath Ledger's death earlier in the year. Yes, it was his last full role, and yes, people do want to see Heath's last performance on the big screen, and yes, he portrayed one of the best characters on screen EVER. But this is not the only reason TDK has achieved TOPS OF ALL TIME status. TDK has a cast that rivals that of the original Godfather movies. Bale, Oldman, Caine, Freeman, Ledger, Eckhart, Gyllenhal compared to Brando, Pacino, Duvall, Caan, Keaton...it's eerily similar. Now, before anyone has a hernia, don't get me wrong, I don't think Christian Bale is Marlon Brando nor do I think that Gary Oldman or Heath Ledger are Al Pacino...the star power and acting prowess is favorably similar. This is another factor why the movie is so good...it's got great actors and actresses behind it, those people know how to make and sell a movie. In the entire cast as a collective they have four Golden Globe wins and nominations...NINE Academy Award nominations and THREE Academy Award winners. That's some heavy artillery when you're talking about a comic book movie.

Only time will tell if this movie will stand up to the testaments of time but I think we'll still be talking about this one, years from now. It's that good. I just can't wait for the third installment.

Step Brothers Review!

Step Brothers Movie Review

By Prairie Miller


Bratty boy gross-out comedies may have been done to death, but Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly bring something new and different, and decidedly wacked out with Step Brothers, by adding hairy chests and whiskers into the suburban preteen angst mix. Tossing together perpetual coming of age issues with radically stunted mental maturity and weird slacker midlife crisis, this Adam McKay (Talladega Nights) directed nutty fare grabs attention through sheer ballsy kid impersonation by these overgrown instant sibling geeks and maladjusted mini-morons.

Ferrell is Brennan, a blissfully unemployed thirty-nine year old still living at home with his overly indulgent divorced mom, Nancy (Mary Steenburgen). When Nancy gets it on with Robert (Richard Jenkins), a widowed doctor she meets at a public lecture of his after she catches him checking out her anatomy, the two aging lonely lovebirds decide to get married. Robert also has a permanent live-in kid at home, fortyish Dale (John C. Reilly), and when newlywed Nancy moves in with Robert, the two brand new siblings are acutely distressed and anything but ready to engage in brotherly love, to say the least.

Mutual silent sulking soon turns into outright territorial warfare for these spoiled baby-men not used to sharing their parents, toys and secret stash of porn magazines, let alone the same childhood bedroom. While whining Brennan blames his maternal neediness on the perpetual post-traumatic stress of a grade school play in which he performed in drag and was accused of possessing a 'mangina,' spoiled rotten Dale has no patience for this intruder. Especially when Brennan does a get-even by wiping his private parts all over his super-hated stepbrother's beloved drum set.


There is a temporary time-out truce, when their parents read them the riot act and demand that the two lazies go out and find work, or else. And not ever having been particularly in tune with the real world, the two goofy guys show up in tuxedos to apply for jobs cleaning toilets. Then the plot decidedly sickens when Brennan is sent off to therapy and makes lewd advances towards his female shrink, while Dale gets raped and deflowered in a john by his horny sister-in-law, who also has a preference for relieving herself in male urinals, don't ask.

While Step Brothers, produced by Judd Apatow, who else, tends towards repetitious and over the top crude antics, there's enough inventive pretend kid malice to sustain the laughs for the duration. Think Superbad with ample doses of talking dirty sibling revelry.

Sony Pictures
Rated R
2 /12 stars

Prairie Miller is a multimedia journalist online, in print and on radio. Contact her through NewsBlaze.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Currents Leaders at the Box Office

#1- The Dark Knight- $155 Million

#2- Mamma Mia- $27 Million

#3- Hancock- $14 Million

#4- Journey to the Center of the Earth- $12 Million

#5- Hellboy II: The Golden Army- $10 Million

G.O.A.T. movie of the week- Space Chimps- $7 Million

New Releases week of 7/21


In Theaters

Step Brothers- John C. Rielly, Will Ferrell
Two spoiled guys become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.













X Files: I Want To Believe
Mulder and Skully team up once again to fight the paranormal.













Brideshead Revisited-
The memoirs of Captain Charles Ryder who is stationed at Brideshead Castle during WWII and remembers...

Sunday, July 20, 2008

The Dark Knight Breaks Records!

Dark Knight' Makes Record $155.3 Million at Theaters (Update1)

By Andy Fixmer and Meg Tirrell

July 20 (Bloomberg) -- Time Warner Inc.'s ``The Dark Knight,'' the sequel to 2005's ``Batman Begins,'' made a record $155.3 million in its opening weekend for Warner Bros., while setting at least five other box-office records.

They include the biggest single-day gross for a movie ($67.9 million), the largest midnight preview ($18.5 million) and the most opening theaters (4,366), box-office tracker Media By Numbers LLC said today in a statement. Sony Corp.'s ``Spider- Man 3'' held the previous record for the largest weekend gross, making $151.1 million last year.

``Mamma Mia!,'' based on the Broadway musical, brought in $27.6 million for General Electric Co.'s Universal Pictures for a second-place finish, Media By Numbers said. That was the biggest opening ever for a movie-musical.

In some U.S. cities, theaters sold out of ``Dark Knight'' tickets days in advance of show times. Warner Bros., last among the six biggest Hollywood studios this year by U.S. ticket sales, may rise to third place behind Viacom Inc.'s Paramount and News Corp.'s Twentieth Century Fox when final results are released tomorrow.

``This isn't just the movie of the weekend, it could be the movie of the next several weekends or even the next several months,'' Paul Dergarabedian, president of Media By Numbers, said in an interview. ``It's a cultural event and the people who go this weekend will likely return with their friends.''

The Joker

The film stars Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne, who fights crime disguised as Batman, and Heath Ledger, who died in January from an accidental prescription-drug overdose, as the Joker. Maggie Gyllenhaal plays Rachel Dawes, Wayne's love interest, while Morgan Freeman returns as Lucius Fox and Michael Caine reprises the role of Alfred, the butler.

Critics praised ``The Dark Knight,'' with 175 positive write-ups out of the 186 reviews tracked on RottenTomatoes.com as of July 18.

``Mamma Mia!,'' set to the music of Abba, follows the Broadway musical story about a daughter who invites to her wedding three men from her mother's past, one of whom who may be her father. The movie stars Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan and Colin Firth.

The film was projected by Box Office Mojo to collect U.S. ticket sales of $24.2 million this weekend. It edged out ``Hairspray'' for best movie-musical opener, which made $27.5 million for Time Warner's New Line Cinema when it debuted.

To contact the reporter on this story: Meg Tirrell in New York at mtirrell@bloomberg.net.

Last Updated: July 20, 2008 12:50 EDT

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Friday, July 18, 2008

Mark's The Dark Knight Review!

Let me just say this...."WOW!"

This movie was simply amazing...and nothing short of a masterpiece. Clearly one of the best movies of all time, in my opinion of course. There are no flaws in this movie. None. Not the acting, not the suspense, action, or dialog. Everything is there.

I'll start with the acting....and with Christian Bale, our caped crusader. The character he plays, Bruce Wayne, is so flawed it's a miracle he doesn't shoot himself midway through the movie. He gets faced with every moral dilemma known to man in this movie, and Bale handles it with ease. It's his finest career achievement to date and that's saying a lot...he's done great works such as American Psycho and High Times...both show his acting prowess. He takes it beyond in this film...he goes the extra mile to make sure that people know him as BATMAN!

Next up is Heath Ledger. Now I know everyone has read early reviews on how great he portrayed the Joker and how engulfed he became, that he literally transformed himself into this mass murdering psycho. Well, he did better than that. He gave us one film's greatest characters. He brought the Joker so much to life that I really could not recognize that it was Ledger acting as the Joker. It's almost surreal to think that Ledger's last performance was one of the greatest ever created on screen. One person can not become someone else...if I didn't know any better I would have thought that Ledger had schizophrenia, he was THAT GOOD!
Way to go out on top Heath.

Then we have Mr. Aaron Eckhart, who played district attorney Harvey Dent. Without a doubt it was Eckhart's best performance of his career, and rightfully so. He played the part with passion and he held his own as far as screen time. Let me just clarify, Christian Bale as Batman was the star of the movie, but it wasn't about that. It was about Ledger and Eckhart bringing their villains to life. Making Tommy Lee Jone's Two-Face and Jack Nicholson's Joker to shame...and that pains me to say that about Nicholson's Joker, who I thought was spot on and should have gotten an oscar for. Eckhart doesn't stop at just giving a great performance...he to becomes his character. He became Harvey Dent, and I found myself having compasion for his character. The fact that he loves Rachel Dawes so much and doesn't know that Bruce Wayne/Batman love her as well just adds to the great acting that is portrayed.

Maggie Gyllenhal is simply superb as well...even though...and I won't spoil it...she doesn't have as big of a role as you might think. She replaces Katie Holmes character, Rachel Dawes in the movie, and she's ten times the actress that Holmes is...I even think she's more attractive but in a subtle way. She convinced me that she loved both men...Bruce and Harvey...and truly didn't know what to do about it.

Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman are excellent in this movie, even though they both play a very small role. Morgan Freeman's screen time is cut down much more than in Batman Begins...but it's necessary. Two of Hollywood's best actors with limited screen time giving some of the best performances of the movie...is simply amazing.

I forgot to mention Gary Oldman who engulfed his character, Police Commissioner Jim Gordon. He plays the hard nosed cop who is out for all the evil that is lurking in Gotham and he needs the help of Harvey Dent and Batman. Oldman plays a very significant role in the movie as he steals scenes away from Bale and Eckhart at times.

The plot and the story were spot on...and it's not exactly a sequel to Batman Begins, but more of a continuation...kindof like the Lord of the Rings triology just ended, except BB and TDK had endings. If that made sense...lol.

This is one of the best film's of all time...and that's saying a lot because there are A LOT of great movies out there. This one is different though. It's Godfather II great...maybe even better. It's actually eerily similar.

Go see this movie now....like right this minute...you will not want to be the one to say that you didn't go see this movie on it's opening weekend. By the time you do go see it finally, everyone will have already talked about how GREAT it was.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Box Office Results for the week of 7/14

#1) HellBoy II: The Golden Army- $35.9 million

#2) Hancock- $33 million

#3) Journey to the Center of the Earth- $20.6 million

#4) WALL-E- $18.5 million

#5) Wanted- $11.6 million


Eddie Murphy's second worst opening for a movie ever came this past weekend with "Meet Dave" which grossed only $5 million dollars this past weekend. His previous worst opening was the "Adventures of Pluto Nash" which opened at $4.4 million.

The Dark Knight Opens at MIDNIGHT TONIGHT (7/18)

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TICKETS...REALLY, DON'T PLAN ON GOING AND BEING ABLE TO GET TICKETS. WORD IS THAT THEY ARE SOLD OUT FOR THE MIDNIGHT SHOWINGS EVERYWHERE. IMAX SHOWINGS FOR THE WEEKENDS HAVE BEEN SOLD OUT FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW.

THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE HUGE. LOOK FOR IT TO BREAK ALL THE MAJOR BOX OFFICE RECORDS. WHICH WOULD BE AN AMAZING FEAT FOR A "COMIC BOOK" MOVIE.

IT'S BEING COMPARED TO THE GODFATHER II....WHICH IS AWESOME.

I'LL BE SEEING IT TOMORROW AFTER WORK, AT THE 7:30PM SHOWING AT THE REGAL THEATERS ON 34TH STREET. COME JOIN ME FOR THE YEAR'S BEST MOVIE!

In the Theaters- 7/18/2008


NEW RELEASES THIS WEEK

Batman- The Dark Knight- Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman
Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.












Mamma Mia- Meryl Streep, Pierce Brosnan, Stellan Skarsgard
The story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular '70s group ABBA.














Space Chimps- voices by: Andy Samberg, Jeff Daniels
Ham III, the grandson of the first chimp astronaut, is blasted off into space by an opportunity-seeking senator..

Saturday, July 12, 2008

DVD Releases for the week of July 13th!

Step Up 2: The Streets- Movie about a young woman and a dance crew she creates to compete at a local club.

College Road Trip- Starring Martin Lawrence and Raven Simone, a Disney film.

The Bank Job- A very well done film about a group of petty thieves caught up in a bigger Bank Heist than they thought. Starring Jason Statham.

Shutter- Horror Film.

Penelope- Fantasy story about a girl with a pig nose and her struggle to accept herself. Starring Christina Ricci and James McAvoy.

21- True story about a MIT group of Students who take Vegas for millions of dollars only to lose it all. Starring Kevin Spacey.

Hellboy II: The Golden Army Review

Review by: Kenneth Turan, Los Angeles Times Movie Critic

THE TROUBLE with the current spate of comic-book movies is that their numbing conventionality can make it easy to forget why you loved the original comics back in the day. "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" will help you remember.

With movies such as “The Incredible Hulk” and “Iron Man” falling off the Hollywood assembly line like so many identical toaster ovens, it's refreshing to see what happens when a visionary filmmaker such as Guillermo del Toro falls in love with a superhero who was described in the first "Hellboy" film as "6-foot-5, bright red, has a tail and is government funded."

Starting with characters created by Mike Mignola for Dark Horse Comics, writer-director Del Toro, whose one-of-a-kind "Pan's Labyrinth" won a trio of Oscars in 2007, is almost alone in his ability to re-create on screen the wide-eyed exhilaration and disturbing grotesqueness that is the legacy of reading comics on the page.

Ten effects house combined forces and used both computers and practical effects to animate the widest possible range of strange creatures, allowing "Hellboy II" to come alive with fantasy and invention. To see this film, beautifully shot by Guillermo Navarro, is to truly feel you've entered another world, filled with nightmarish things both unimaginable and indescribable.

Like the comic book it proudly is, "Hellboy II" reintroduces us to the trio of superheroes from the first film, individuals who, like the "Men in Black" of a few years back, are humanity's only defense against unspeakable evil perpetrated by disturbing creatures who walk among us hidden or in disguise.

First among equals at the Bureau of Paranormal Research & Defense (B.P.R.D. for short) is hot-tempered Hellboy (Ron Perlman), a reluctant hero always angry because the public never believes he's one of the good guys. Hellboy's on-and-off girlfriend is Liz Sherman (Selma Blair), capable of bursting into flames if she's not treated right. The role of sidekick is filled by the all-knowing aquatic Abe Sapien (Doug Jones), who has the kind of ageless wisdom apparently only being half-fish and half-mammal can provide.

After a brief moment recapping Hellboy's origins (he was brought to Earth by Nazi occultists and then liberated by the Allied Forces), the film offers a prologue set in 1955. The young Hellboy is living with his surrogate father, Professor Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm (a cameo by John Hurt, one of the stars of the first film), a scientist who tells the young superhero a bedtime story that conveniently provides the back story for the sequel.

Sometime in the dark past, we're told, elves and humans fought for control of the Earth. The elf king Balor created a golden mechanical army of huge warriors who "never knew hunger and could not be stopped." At the last minute, much to the disgust of his confrontational son, Prince Nuada, the king had second thoughts and locked the fierce army away. Anyone who thinks it will stay locked up doesn't go to a lot of movies.

Cut to the present day, where the prince (a 1970s Johnny Winter look-alike played by Luke Goss) returns from exile as a man with a plan. Accompanied by the massive troll Mr. Wink, he shows up at a posh Manhattan auction house not to bid, but to rip and run. Irked at the way humans have destroyed the Earth -- I warned you about buying that Hummer -- he goes against the wishes of his father and his twin sister, Princess Nuala (Anna Walton), and makes plans to wake that sleeping army and take over the planet.

Though their personal relationship is anything but calm, Hellboy and Liz are still evil-fighting stalwarts. With Tom Manning (Jeffrey Tambor) returning as FBI liaison, B.P.R.D. welcomes the unusual Professor Johann Kraus, a protoplasmic mystic, whatever that is, to the team and sets up trying to stop the prince.

The parade of creatures Del Toro and his team have come up with as this scenario unfolds, starting with a tour of the legendary Troll Market that one-ups the Mos Eisley cantina scene in "Star Wars," will make you want to tip your hat in wonder.

There is also a giant beanstalk that resembles something out of "Lord of the Rings" and ends up like a creature Japanese animator Hiyao Miyazaki might have dreamed up. And the film's Angel of Death, also acted by Doug Jones (who was Pan in "Pan's Labyrinth"), is everything a creature with that name ought to be.

Though "Hellboy II" is finally a film taken from a comic book, the passion of Del Toro, who was so involved with the story he did the creature vocals, helps us forget that.

More than anything, this film makes us eager for Del Toro's next announced project, J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit," in which the director's prodigious gifts will be combined with one of the great fantasy franchises of modern times. That should really be something to see.

kenneth.turan@latimes.com

"Hellboy II: The Golden Army." MPAA rating: PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action and violence and some language. Running time: 1 hour, 50 minutes. In general release.

Monday, July 7, 2008

New Theater Releases- 7/11/08


Hellboy II- The Golden Army
The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so Hellboy and his team must save the world from the rebellious creatures.














Journey to the Center of the Earth
Starring- Brendan Frasier
On a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth.






Meet Dave
Starring- Eddie Murphy
A crew of miniature aliens operate a spaceship that has a human form. While trying to save their planet, the aliens encounter a new problem, as their ship becomes smitten with an Earth woman (Banks).













Harold
Starring- Cuba Gooding Jr.
A teenager with an early onset of male-pattern baldness befriends his high school's janitor.


August
Starring- Josh Hartnett

August centers on two brothers fighting to keep their start-up company afloat on Wall Street during August 2001, a month before the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Top Movies at the Box Office week 7/2-7/6

Box office results via Boxofficemojo.com

#5- Kung Fu Panda ($7,500,000)

#4- Get Smart ($11,125,000)

#3- Wanted ($20,607,000)

#2- WALL-E ($33,417,000)

#1- Hancock ($66,000,000)

Dropped out- The Incredible Hulk (#5 Last Week)

Sunday, July 6, 2008

Wanted/Get Smart Review Double Header!

I recently saw both Wanted and Get Smart, two recently released movies out in theaters.

First of all, both were good movies in their respective genres, Action (Wanted) and Comedy (Get Smart). I'll start with Wanted. An action movie starring James McAvoy (The Last King of Scotland, Atonement), Angelina Jolie (Tomb Raider, Gone in 60 Seconds), and Morgan Freeman (Kiss the Girls, The Bucket List). It's about a guy, Wesley Gibson (McAvoy), who is stuck in a rut at a dead in job, and has nothing going for him. The movie revolves around a secret fraternity of assassins (ironically, titled The Fraternity) who convince Gibson that he is destined to be the world's greatest assassin after his father, whom he never knew and WAS the world's greatest assassin was killed in cold blood. The movie is non-stop action, fancy car driving, ridiculous stunts, ridiculous premises (firing a gun around a corner, curving a bullet, shooting the wings off a fly, a bullet hitting another bullet head on) but it was all great fun. From the opening scene where we have an assassin shoot off with a guy jumping off of the side of a building, pulling a gigantic revolver from his coat while in mid air and shooting 3 men and then falling into an adjacent building's windows...to the ending sequence where rats commit mass murder. This movie is truly a Summer Blockbuster filled with just about everything you can think of while not taking itself too seriously. It's definitely a must see as far as summer movies go.

4 stars out of 5- Definitely worth the $10 admission price.

Now we'll move on to "Get Smart" an James Bond-ish comedy about a wanna be secret agent who gets caught up in a terrorist plot against the likes of everything good in the world. It stars Steve Carrell (40 Year Old Virgin, Dan in Real Life) as Maxwell Smart/Agent 86, Anne Hathaway (The Princess Diaries, The Devil Wears Prada) as Agent 99, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (Walking Tall, Doom) as Agent 23, and Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine) as The Chief. It starts out with Maxwell Smart, who is analyst for CONTROL, a secret US organization who thwarts evil, not to be compared with the CIA. He has always had ambitions for becoming an agent himself but when he finally has a passing score on the Agent Exam he gets denied to become an agent. So after feeling down on himself he stumbles back into CONTROL headquarters only to find it in pieces from an attack...meanwhile, CONTROL lost agents in the attack on the headquarters so The Chief makes Smart in an agent...Agent 86 and teams him up with the sexy and competent Agent 99. They establish a bond with each other, some would even say a romantic bond, but both Hathaway and Carrell have an on screen connection that few could have in such a comedy.

Get Smart is Steve Carrell's best movie to date, it's also one of his funniest. He actually has to act in this movie as well as carry the funny moments, which really make the movie great. I'd call it the Comedy of the year. As well as a must see.

4.5 stars out of 5- Steve Carrell, Anne Hathaway in sexy clothes, Alan Arkin and The Rock...can't go wrong...Go See It!

Saturday, July 5, 2008

WALL-E Review

I went with my daughter to see Disney/Pixar's new animated movie, WALL-E, last weekend. I must say, Pixar strikes gold every time they put something together. I don't think they have ever done a "bad" movie. Toy Story, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles are all some of Pixar's masterpieces, but Wall-E takes the cake. It has almost a Fantasia aura to it. The little to no dialog for most of the movie is not a problem, it wasn't for me or my daughter (who is 8 years old). The visuals, sound effects, and zaniness that is WALL-E.

Wall-E is a trash collecting/compacting robot who is left on Earth after the planet becomes inhabitable due to so much trash collecting from Humans. He is lonely as the only "thing" left on Earth, an example of this is his friendship with a cockroach. He longs to interact with someone other than the bug he has befriended, as evidenced by his watching old movies on his ipod. As he is entranced in his daily routine of collecting and compacting trash, a space craft lands and out comes this robot...a very sleek and stylish robot named EVE who is responsible for finding any sign of life left on Earth. The trials and tribulations that WALL-E encounters with his new found friend take him on a journey through space and his first encounter ever with Humans.

This is a must see for adults and kids alike, for it will likely be the best animated movie you've ever seen. I'd put it in the top 3 for animated movies of all time, right behind the Lion King and Toy Story.

5 out of 5 stars- Go see it in the theaters, rent it again when it comes out on DVD, then buy the DVD. That's how good it is.

Batman: The Dark Knight First View


On July 18th, 2008 your experience at the movies may get a little darker. Not just dark, but sadistically dark...meaning, you'll have a joke of a time. Alright, that was a corny joke but it's the truth. The mentioned date is the day that Batman: The Dark Knight is released in the US, and by all first reviews, it's everything short of amazing...well, perhaps it is amazing. It stars Christian Bale (The Machinist, Batman Begins, 3:10 To Yuma) as the Caped Crusader himself, Bruce Wayne. Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain, Four Feather's, A Knight's Tale) gives the performance of his career as the Joker, he actually brings a new level of villain to the big screen. If you thought Jack Nicholson's portrayal as the Joker in Tim Burton's Batman (1989) was great wait until you get aload of Ledger's character. It's almost fitting that Ledger's last roll was his best...he will undoubtedly go out on top with an Oscar for either Best Actor or Best Supporting Actor in next year's Academy Awards. Aaron Eckhart (Black Dahlia, No Reservations) plays Harvey Dent, Gotham's District Attorney who is a close friend with Bruce Wayne, but also has a thing for Wayne's girlfriend, Rachel Dawes (played by Maggie Gyllenhal).

Director Christopher Nolan has brought the Batman Franchise back to respectability with Batman Begins and looks to take it into "Godfather" territory with The Dark Knight.

It has become this summer's Must See movie...it could perhaps be the movie of the year. If I could choose to see any movie this year, it would definitely be TDK. Remember, July 18th...be there.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Hancock Review!

July 4th, 2008

Let me preface this review with a statement...I am a huge, HUGE, Will Smith fan. I would go see a movie of his if it was entitled "This Movie is absolute GARBAGE, my worst effort EVER!" starring Smith and Madonna. That's how big a fan I am of his work.

Hancock is a good movie gone wrong 3/4th's of the way home. Will Smith is his usual charming self even when he is playing an asshole (ironically he hates being called that in the movie). He plays dysfunctional Superhero, John Hancock...Hancock for short, who has fallen out of favor with the public and city of Los Angeles. Often times he begrudgingly saves the day so he can go back to sleeping off his alcohol induced coma that he has endured from days of boozing. We see this in the films opening scene in which a little boy wakes Hancock from his slumber on a city bench on the side of the road to tell him that there is peril on the loose on the highways of LA. Hancock's response..."What do you want? A cookie? Get the hell out of my face!" in which the little boy (who can only be the ripe old age of 6 or 7...maybe) labels Hancock an Asshole, in which Hancock responds, "What did you say?" to which the boy tells him "You heard me," as he walks away with the helpless face he first approached Hancock with. We then see Hancock flying through the air with a bottle of alcohol in his hand, five oclock shadow and all to the tune of "Move, Bitch" by Ludacris. He joins the high speed car chase taking place only to leave more damage than before he got there. The scene ends with him barreling into the back of the SUV being pursued occupied by a group of Asian gang bangers and Hancock drops the SUV onto the antenna of the Capitol Records building.

Now, the acting is spot on in this movie by just about everyone but the bad guys, and surprisingly Charlize Theron. She just seemed too caught up into trying to be vindictive and scornful that she forgot how to act. It's a shame too, she had a very large role in the movie.

Jason Bateman's character, Ray Embrey, a struggling Public Relations guy gets saved by Hancock before a Train made him meat drivel. Bateman is a rising star in the acting game, with recent Home Run performances such as The Kingdom and Juno. He should start getting calls to star in a movie here shortly...not share screen time.

There are plenty of plot holes in this movie but in what Will Smith summer blockbuster has there not been plot holes? Smith is the one last true "Movie Star" out there that can draw people to see his movie by just his name recognition alone. He succeeds with "Hancock" as well, it will no doubtedly gross $100 million by it's first month domestically. The bad guys in Hancock seemed childish to me, the movie itself also lost steam at about the "Bank Robbery" scene 3/4ths of the way to the end. Much like the maligned "I Am Legend" did. I'll blame lack of story on this one...the acting was there, just no plot.

I got to see it on a free pass, but I would have gone to see it sooner or later, at some point. I'd recommend it before Batman: The Dark Knight comes out 7/18 (later this month) due to it being the only big release from this week until then. If you wait past the 18th, you might as well see one hell of a movie in Batman: TDK.

HANCOCK: 2.5 out of 5- see it if you absolutely have to go to the movie theaters and waste $10, otherwise just wait a few weeks and see a real movie.

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