Wednesday, September 10, 2008

New Openings in the Theater for Friday 09/12/08


The Women- Meg Ryan, Eva Mendes, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Debra Messing
A wealthy New Yorker leaves her cheating husband and bonds with other society women at a resort. A remake of George Cukor's 1939 film "The Women."












Burn After Reading- Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tilda Swinton
A disk containing the memoirs of a CIA agent ends up in the hands of two unscrupulous gym employees who attempt to sell it.
















The Family that Preys-
Two families from different walks of life learn to work together.



















Righteous Kill- Robert DeNiro, Al Pacino
Two veteran New York City detectives (De Niro and Pacino) work to identify the possible connection between a recent murder and a case they believe they solved years ago; is there a serial killer on the loose, and did they perhaps put the wrong person behind bars?










Nothing is Private- Aaron Eckhart
A young Arab-American girl struggles with her sexual obsession, a bigoted Army reservist and her strict father during the Gulf War. Based on Alicia Erian's novel "Towelhead"

Friday, September 5, 2008

Bangkok Dangerous Review

Review by: Elliot Noble of Sky.movies.net

Perhaps unmoved by the Hollywood remake of their supernatural chiller The Eye (and who wasn’t?), the Hong Kong-born, Thailand-based Pang twins take personal responsibility for the English-language reload of the action thriller that made their name.

Unfortunately, they’ve omitted two key elements: action and thrills.

With a barnet to make a Spanish footballer wince and all the enthusiasm of a businessman with a Thai food allergy, Nicolas Cage mooches around the streets of Bangkok as Joe, a hitman who lives by his own strict set of rules.

These he drones on about in one of those voiceovers that nobody pays any attention to. Not even himself apparently, because he promptly breaks the lot.

After landing a four-hit contract with a shady kingpin, Joe hires unsuspecting street hustler Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm) to act as his errand boy with the intention of killing the poor sap as soon as the job’s done.

But after plugging one mark in his limo and drowning another in his pool, Joe has a change of heart and spuriously agrees to make Kong his apprentice.

Cue a training montage involving press-ups and shooting at watermelons which is as uninspired as it is pointless because, come the final showdown, Kong is as much use as a chocolate wok.

The credibility of Joe’s credo dwindles further when he falls for the first deaf-mute pharmacist he comes across (Charlie Young)… even more so when he covers her in the blood of a couple of hapless muggers.

Kong has better luck with the slinky nightclub dancer who works for Mr Big, but with one hit to go, everyone loses that loving feeling.

Not only is the last mark a much-loved politician, sending Joe into a moral tailspin, but it seems that Mr Big is also a believer in leaving no loose ends.

The 18 certificate – presumably sought and earned for two gory bits - suggests action with a violent edge. But, plotted like one of The Equaliser’s duller episodes and shot in grainy, pallid green hues, this is a depressing experience.

Ludicrous? Occasionally. Ponderous? Frequently. But dangerous? Only for the careers of Cage and his stylist.

Elliott Noble

Opening Today in Theaters 9/5/2008


Bangkok Dangerous- Nicolas Cage
A hitman who's in Bangkok to pull off a series of jobs falls for a local woman and bonds with his errand boy.














Everybody Wants To Be Italian
It's a case of mistaken ethnicity, where two non-Italians pretend to be Italian to win each others hearts in Boston's North End.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Babylon A.D. Movie Review!

Babylon A.D.

(France)

'Babylon A.D.'
Vin Diesel is a gun for hire in a war-torn future dystopia in 20th Century Fox's sci-fi actioner 'Babylon A.D.'

A 20th Century Fox (in U.S.)/StudioCanal (in France) release of a Babylon A.D. SAS, Babylon Films, StudioCanal, M6 Films production, with participation of M6, Canal Plus, CineCinema. Produced by Ilan Goldman. Directed by Mathieu Kassovitz. Screenplay, Kassovitz, Eric Besnard, based on the novel "Babylon Babies" by Maurice G. Dantec.

Toorop - Vin Diesel
Aurora - Melanie Thierry
Sister Rebecca - Michelle Yeoh
Darquandier - Lambert Wilson
Finn - Mark Strong
Killa - Jerome Le Banner
Neolite Priestess - Charlotte Rampling
Gorsky - Gerard Depardieu
Looking less like he's trying to save the planet than like he's fighting off a really bad hangover, Vin Diesel punches, shoots but ultimately dozes his way through the sloppy sci-fi actioner "Babylon A.D." A noisier, costlier version of "Children of Men," yet lacking that film's social-political significance and jaw-dropping direction, scribe-helmer Mathieu Kassovitz's heftiest production to date may also be his least successful effort to breach Hollywood's walls as a high-budget filmmaker. Released in France before it opens Aug. 29 Stateside in a version trimmed by about 10 minutes, "Babylon" will require plenty of prayers to reach B.O. paradise.

Adapted from French writer Maurice G. Dantec's 700-plus-page "Babylon Babies," pic strips the book of its weightier material -- which includes an analysis of post-Soviet conflict strategy and a philosophical take on cybernetic bio-engineering -- and leaves only the threadbare plot.

After a (literally) eye-catching sequence that shows early signs of the CGI action to come, pic flashes back a week earlier to war-rattled "New Serbia," where gun-for-hire Toorop (Diesel) sits out the fighting in a boarded-up apartment. Dressed like a frat boy heading for an early morning class and showing just as much conviction, he barely reacts when a SWAT team busts in to bring him to Gorsky (Gerard Depardieu, sporting an unnecessary prosthetic nose), a Russian mafioso offering a sizeable payoff if Toorop delivers a special package to New York.

The package in question is a mysterious blonde nymph, Aurora (Melanie Thierry), who's been hidden away in a convent under the protection of Sister Rebecca (Michelle Yeoh). Instead of inquiring why Aurora is worth the hefty price of border smuggling, Toorop shrugs off any serious questioning, unsuccessfully tries to light a cigarette (a gag repeated throughout), and the three set off.

First destination is a train station in Kazakhstan, which occasions one of the pic's more convincing set pieces when a bomb detonates. A second stop at a Vladivostok nightclub (whose featured entertainment is Ultimate Fighting Championship-style death matches) introduces Toorop's war buddy Finn (Mark Strong) to the team, and the four barely escape a run-in with some jumpy henchman.

Lengthy middle action sequence has them crossing the Bering Strait on snowmobiles (actually shot in Sweden), and here Kassovitz revisits the kinds of snow-filled scenes that marked his French suspenser "The Crimson Rivers." Yet as with most of this pic's fighting and effects, the reliance on extreme closeups, frenzied handheld camerawork and rapid editing leaves little room to enjoy the breathtaking views, let alone fully grasp Toorop's heroic abilities.

When they finally reach New York -- which, in this futuristic version, has a few more skyscrapers and a lot more electronic billboards -- they prepare to hand Aurora over to the pale Neolite Priestess (Charlotte Rampling, convincing but short-lived), who heads up the powerful sect/corporation that commanded the transaction. But, as previewed by the pic's initial flash-forward, the exchange does not go according to plan.

Comparisons to "The Fifth Element" -- another French-produced and -helmed blockbuster featuring a bankable Hollywood actor -- are likely, and both films suffer from the same lightweight characterization and misfired attempts to render a future society both credible and meaningful.

Whereas Kassovitz's earlier features, from his breakout "La Haine" to his last U.S. effort, "Gothika," revealed a strong sense of style and directorial wit, such qualities seem absent from "Babylon A.D.," which takes itself far too seriously yet fails to deliver its muddled message.

Fans of "Pitch Black" hoping Diesel would reprise the stone-faced Richard Riddick role here will be disappointed, and he seems to be half-smirking through much of the film's risible dialogue (co-written by Gallic scriber Eric Besnard). Yeoh and promising young thesp Thierry manage to extract a few bits of emotion, mostly when they're not talking.

While the novel is set in 2013, the film does not specify its time period, although the production design by Sonja Klaus and Paul Cross feels "near-future." Darkish lensing by longtime Luc Besson collaborator Thierry Arbogast befits the film's somber tone, but doesn't make the action, which includes stunts by parkour founder David Belle, easy to follow. For all its continent-hopping, pic was largely shot at Prague's Barrandov Studio.

Print viewed in Paris ran 100 minutes, while U.S. version purportedly runs 90 minutes.

Camera (color, Panavision widescreen), Thierry Arbogast; editor, Benjamin Weill; music, Atli Orvarsson; production designers, Sonja Klaus, Paul Cross; supervising art director, John King; set decorators, Francesca Cross, Michel Pages; costume designers, Chattoune, Fab; sound (Dolby Digital/DTS Digital), John Rodda; sound designer, Nicolas Becker; supervising sound editor, Ken Yasumoto; re-recording mixers, Yasumoto, Francois-Joseph Hors; visual effects supervisor, Stephane Ceretti; visual effects, Buf Compagnie; stunt coordinator, Bob Brown; fight choreographer, Alain Figlarz; associate producer, Benoit Jaubert; assistant directors, Charlie Watson, Kieron Phipps; casting, Jina Jay. Reviewed at UGC Cine Cite Les Halles 6, Paris, Aug 20, 2008. MPAA Rating: PG-13. Running time: 100 MIN.

With: Joel Kirby, Souleymane Dicko, David Belle, Radek Bruna, Jan Unger, Abraham Belaga, Gary Cowan, David Gasman, Lemmy Constantine.
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New in the Theaters for 8/29/2008


Disaster Movie- Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.













Babylon A.D.- Veteran-turned-mercenary Thoorop takes the high-risk job of escorting a woman from Russia to America. Little does he know that she is host to an organism that a cult wants to harvest in order to produce a genetically modified Messiah.













Hamlet 2- In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet.
















Traitor- A special operative working with a terrorist group becomes the target of the CIA.

College-
A wild weekend is in store for three high school seniors who visit a local college campus as prospective freshmen.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Box Office Numbers for the weekend of August 22nd 2008!

1) Tropic Thunder- $16 Million

2) House Bunny- $15 Million

3) Death Race- $12 Million

4) The Dark Knight- $10 Million

5) Star Wars: The Clone Wars- $6 Million

Just Missed- Pineapple Express- $5 Million

Saturday, August 23, 2008

New DVD Releases for 8/18


Prom Night- Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.














Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both World's- A 3-D concert film of the 2007 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus tour.
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